‘2 communicators walk into a bar—the third one ducks’

Readers offer their favorite jokes about the profession

Why do doctors and lawyers get to have all the laughs?

Surely, there have to be plenty of jokes about PR, corporate communicators and writers. We asked MyRaganites on a forum post and industry professionals to share their favorite jokes.

We’ve collected some of the best. And hey, let’s keep the list going. Feel free to add your favorites in the comments section.

It’s a beautiful spring day in downtown Raleigh in the park near the capitol. People are picnicking, children are playing.

Suddenly, a pit bull attacks a 3-year-old child, and everyone is paralyzed in shock.

The child is screaming, the dog is snarling and biting. One man steps forward, separates the child and the animal, and snaps the dog’s neck.

Everyone exhales in relief, and young woman runs over to the man.

“”Mister,”” she says, “”That was incredible. I’m a reporter for the Raleigh News and Observer, and this is going to be on the front page of tomorrow’s edition. I can see the headline now—Raleigh Man Saves Tot!””

And he says, “”Well, actually, I’m not originally from Raleigh.””